wd40-official:

asunder-aim:

huffy-1337:

manrippedapartbydogs:

Has anyone edited the stardew valley grandpa over this?

eleni-anz:

eleni-anz:

alistair ft. philomena cunk

hlahlahlahlahly:

shorthalt:

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

ayilings:

ALT

it’s always been her

byjove:

byjove:

So many misogynists are just openly angry women are not financially dependent on them anymore. Just irate women do not need them to pay the bills. That contributes to arguments against abortion, against DEI hiring practices, even against higher education as a whole. They want women to have no opportunities and standards so low they can exploit them. And the craziest part is that these ‘I want to feel like the man of the house and make ALL the bread, I want a trad wife’ types will still ask to go 50/50 and accuse women of being gold-diggers. You want women to want you for your money and need your money then you’re angry when they want and need you for your money.

“A man is not a retirement plan.” was once the calling cry for empowering women with independence and skills to be able to support themselves instead of relying on a male breadwinner who could be abusive or just drop dead because women were taught their greatest purpose in life was to be homemakers and mothers. “A man is not a retirement plan.” is a phrase misogynistic conservative men love to use to accuse women they plan on exploiting of wanting to exploit them.

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

There has got to be a middle ground between “partner” and like, the TOO fucking cutesy nonbinary boy/girlfriend words people come up with. Yknow. Mid-level seriousness. For when you’re over 18 but you don’t own a law firm together

The third option might be sounding like a vampire but it could work for me because I look and behave like a vampire. Good evening my beloved

stylecouncil:

dogpuppy:

woodrider:

hormonebutch:

ahsung:

EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY WOO (2022) dir. Yoo In Shik

bunniope:

bunniope:

i skink therefore i scram…!

teaandtoastandthyme:

dualcasterjay:

unfriendlymoth:

beardedmrbean:

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small